Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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