ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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