his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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