Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
this hospital has no fireball
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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