Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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