You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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