Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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