oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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