I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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