rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I think people are normalizing furries
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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