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(601): View more from Mississippi

hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS

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(678): View more from Georgia

Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo

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(662): View more from Mississippi

it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�

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(402): View more from Nebraska

You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there

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(708): View more from Illinois

Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first

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(585): View more from New York

I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.

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