dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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