my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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