Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize