It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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