He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I have fence marks all over my body
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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