just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
