Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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