I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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