we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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