she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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