Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i think i have herpe
just one?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
how do you play pong handcuffed?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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