This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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