I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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