i just google imaged poop.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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