why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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