David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
In America we eat man semen.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Randomize
