Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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