Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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