I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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