Don't you send me to vm
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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