hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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