I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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