yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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