She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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