3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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