Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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