If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
