I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Non-Jews are for practice
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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