Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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