Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I could fuck to npr.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
