im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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