I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Randomize
