Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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