You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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