I molested 6 butterflies tonight
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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