my soul wont recognize me after tonight
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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