how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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