How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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