so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He? As in you personified your dick?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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