he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I am one with the molecules
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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