You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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