I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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