The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Randomize